• An ALIEN enters the OVAL OFFICE to make FIRST CONTACT with the US PRESIDENT
• PRESIDENT: Greetings. It is an honor to make your acquaintance. I am the president of the United States. On behalf of our country, we welcome you and are eager to learn more about your kind.
• ALIEN: (Telepathically) 😂😂😂 🌎 🔥 💯💯💯💯💯💯 👽
• PRESIDENT: What are these runes...? Are you saying you want to burn our country down?! Then you leave me no other choice--
• A disheveled looking MILLENNIAL barges into the OVAL OFFICE with several SECRET SERVICE AGENTS in his wake
• MILLENNIAL: WAIT!!!! His language is based on emoji's. I'm a millennial so I can understand it!! He's saying he thinks Earth is lit af!!!
• PRESIDENT: I see.....Son, I may have a job opportunity for you

metalempire loving the new url it really screams "you"

I know I finally found my one true love 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

shenayetylene:

I hate when old people say tattoos are a waste of money. Like okay Debra, you have a cabinet of expensive plates people aren’t allowed to use.

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textsoxypox:

Sun and Hau snuggling together, wrapped in the soft, fluffy, and comforting blankets, surrounded by a number of cool, fleece pillows while in front of the fire place while eating malasadas is my dream.

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